Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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