PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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