You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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