i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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