I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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