that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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