You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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