I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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