Buhtt sex?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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