oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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