I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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