____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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