I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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