If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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