if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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