why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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