Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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