Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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