Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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