He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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