If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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