just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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