that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
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...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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