I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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