Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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