What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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