You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"