I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.