the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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