oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday