3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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