tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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