Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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