Where did you get a picture of my penis
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize