dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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