Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My legs feel like baby dolphins
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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