Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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