weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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