So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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