I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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