Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize