IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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