That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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