I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think I am morally bankrupt
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
