return my video game
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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