garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
Randomize
