so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
