grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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