You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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