Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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