Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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