Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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