There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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