You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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