i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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