You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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