ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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