yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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