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Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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