I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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