I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
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